THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT BOYS

I know that there's tons of things that guys don't understand about girls. Some guys may say wearing high heels, make-up, being extra mean to other girls, crying over petty things and the list could go on. But guys, you are as mystery as girls are. I mean, really? Don't worry, this won't be "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY GUYS ARE SUCH JERKS!!!" kinda post. Nooooo, not all guys are jerks, ladies. Not all. So, going back, there are few things that I don't understand about boys, just a few. I've observed this from a lot of guys in my zone.

"Hey I'm a guy, check out my hair." 

I mean, really guys? What's the deal with you and your hair? I know some guys who spend like 3 to 5 mins. in the shower and spend an hour doing their hair. Considering the fact that they have shorter hair than girls, they take most of their time fixing their hair. Correct me if I'm wrong but this is how guys do their hair... put some hair product, apply it all over, pull off their desired hairdo, look in the mirror, get unsatisfied, gulo gulo, fix the way he wants it, doesn't like what he's seeing, gulo gulo ulit, fix his hair like the first time, and gulo gulo again and again. Labo, gaaiz.

"Hey I'm a guy, and I love basketball." 

Don't get me wrong. I find guys playing basketball hot, with all those sweat and armpit hair showing off. Rawr! Haha really, it turns me on. But I don't get how guys get obsessed with basketball. Like how they make bets and all for a game. How they'd do anything just to watch a game. During my internship, my guy co-interns managed to make callouts and watch the game without getting caught. Very impressive. 

"Hey I'm a guy, and I walk weird."

Well, not all guys walk weird, but I notice that a lot of guys have a different way of walking and sometimes it turns out to be weird. Some guy would walk into the room and walk with feel na feel swag, a.k.a The Padilla walk. If they think that makes them Padilla level attractive, uh no (not for me at least). While some would not appear that they're walking, instead they'll look like hopping, looking as if they're bouncing. And lastly, The Penguin walk, oh y'know. 

"Hey I'm a guy, and look how cool I look with my oversized cap."

This won't apply to most guys, but some guys just wear caps by just plopping it in their heads and it looks as if it's going to fall off by a tiny blow of a wind. Really now? What's the point?

"Hey I'm a guy, and my pants are almost below my bums."

I've seen most guys wearing their pants and almost showing off their undies. WHY! Just why! Okay, I don't care what brand your undies are, just pull those pants up!!! It doesn't give you extra pogi points. Trust me, it doesn't. And don't you ever say, "Pinapakita talaga yan". Please. Just please. 

"Hey I'm a guy, and I like checking out girls."

I've heard and seen my guy friends check out on girls from afar and I feel bad for some of the girls who are not their type. My friend once said, "Tignan mo yun. Di na maganda yan pag umitim yan." Grabe lang gaaiz. So mean. And if a girl they like walks by, "Pre pre pre!" *stares* "Oww!!!" -_-