Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Ms. Poopy Pants' Dating Profile


Do you believe in love at first sight?
I do, actually. And I fell in love with so many people in random places at the weirdest times(mostly). Also, when you see or meet a certain someone and  you instantly feel attracted to that person, I'd say that counts as love at first sight. 

What do you do for fun?
I love judging people, really. That sounded so wrong, but yep it's true. I enjoy sitting by myself in a room of crowded people, and I would just analyze each one of them or maybe make up a backstory about them in my head. 

Do you want/do you have any children?
I don't have a child yet. But I would love to bear a child and be a Mom! NOT NOW though. I already planned out how my Mommy life would be like. He he. Too early for that. Engk. But I love Tom Fletcher and his wife's take on having a child... lookie!

What is the one thing about yourself that you would like me to know?
That I'm actually a mind reader. Hah! I've been reading you since you pick me up earlier this evening! Your mind is somewhere else! Your friend just forced you to go out on a date with me! Hah! <-- That's what I would say on the actual date. Nyehe

If you won a lottery, how would you ever spend your millions?
I'd make Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs come to life and invent "Rachel Venus Diatonic Super Mutating Dynamic Food Replicator". Why? To end world hunger. Boo yah! I got to be cool, famous and noble. Beat that, beauty queen wannabes! 

Which was the first crush you ever had?
I can't remember his name. He was this tall guy back when I was in kindergarten. He was the boy every girl kindergartner wished for. He was just.. ugh so dreamy. Haha so much kalandian at such young age. I was four back then, btw. 

You got six months to live, what will you do first?
Travel the world. DUH. Such cliche question and I'd give you its cliche answer. 

Are you a morning person, or a night person?
Definitely a night person. Not the YOLOing kind of night, though. Just a peaceful night writing a blog. In fact, as I write this blog, it's almost midnight so yea, that gave my answer justice.

If you have friends coming over, what would you cook?
Anything that I can just pop in the microwave or any ready-to-eat stuff that I can buy from the grocery. I'm not the best cook in town, ooowkaaay? Don't want to drive away my friends cause of my cooking.

If you could travel back through time, what single mistake would you correct in life?
I don't like this question.

Where do you see yourself in five years time?
I'd be 24 by then. Hmm. Maybe engaged (I have my own time frame, just so you know but still depends on the guy, or fate hay anyway), running a business, raising two dogs and multiple posts on this blog.

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